Johnny Depp for Twilight??
I've been reading your column forever...even when there weren't that many celeb gossip blogs, and you are still the best! The Twilight saga is a guilty pleasure, and I was wondering what you think of Johnny Depp as one of the Romanians in Breaking Dawn? I know it's a stretch but his daughter apparently loves the series, and he might be one of the few actors who could do a Transylvanian accent without looking like a tool.
Dear Too Hot To Think About:
Johnny trading in his pirate costume? Sounds oddly possible. But would a serious actor like Depp want to keep doing "kid" movies? Not that us adults aren't mouthwatering like nuts over them. So, maybe he could?