Vampire Shapeshifters | So ... What Are You?

Here's another Twilight spoof ( people have so much time to spoof Twilight, yet spend little time actually reading it *shakes head*... ), this time from the infamous Harvard Lampoon . Harvard University’s humor and satire magazine has a spoof of Twilight coming out entitled Nightlight. The Harvard Lampoon has been around nearly 300 years and was initially modeled on the British humor magazine Punch. They have done a parody of anything and everything. According to the description on Amazon “About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me. And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight. Pale and klutzy, Belle ...

Another day, another OK! Magazine ' exclusive ' coverage... The latest issue of OK! Magazine reports that Rob Pattinson and New Moon co-star Kristen Stewart are getting married, dubbed as ' Wedding of the Year '. Inside, they gave details of the wedding, and it turns out, it's for Breaking Dawn . As other Twihards and Twifansites can tell you, they haven't started on Breaking Dawn yet, and the wedding scene is not in Eclipse . So, how did OK! get this 'exclusive' scoop? Huh. Gossip Cop helped de-bunk this rumour. via ROBsessed

I know there's really no necessity in posting shizzeous rumours like this, but I guess it's too funny not to post. Australia's News Weekly magazine (yes, the one who broke the 'news' that Kristen was pregnant with Rob's child!) again reported that Rob dumps Kristen to be with his Remember Me co-star, Emilie de Ravin. Check out the entire article (if you wish) over at Nine.MSN .

A rumour has been circulating about Kristen Stewart who is apparently PREGNANT with Rob Pattinson's baby!! I have to admit it, I was shocked, yet puzzled by this rumour. Rob has been in New York for the past few weeks working on Remember Me , while Kristen is working on The Runaways in Los Angeles. See my point? Anyway, it was Australia's NW magazine which supposedly broke the 'news'. The Aussie tab’s insider says, “When [Stewart] worked out she was late, she obviously started to thinking that she could be pregnant. And because of the timing, she thinks Rob could be the father.” The gossip mag also reports she had a friend buy a home pregnancy test for her and that she is “very nervous about the whole situation.” As evidence, the mag ran a shot of Stewart with a small round belly on the set of her upcoming film, “The Runaways.” Naturally reps for Stewart and Pattinson have not confirmed whether there is any truth to the New Weekly’s report. Would a pregnant pers...

These days, almost every tabloid and gossip magazines are trying to make money from anything and everything Twilight . So, Robsessed has taken up the initiative to determine which magazine are OK to buy, and which are, as they put it, 'a load of crap'. So far, any magazine cover which features Rob and Kristen has been considered crap. Check out below to see which ones are not worth your RM20 (cos U.S. magazines costs about that much here...) Which magazines are actually worth buying then? Well, one for sure is Entertainment Weekly !! :D