Who's a Celebrity Vampire?

FEARnet has a very interesting article on which Hollywood celebrity who are already sorta like vampires.

Paris Hilton

She has porcelain skin, never gains weight and only comes out at night. Plus, she sucks the lifeblood out of everyone around her.  Has anyone actually checked to see if Paris has a pulse?

Adam Lambert

American Idol star Adam Lambert certainly has the Goth thing down, but does that make him a vampire? No.  But his almost perfect Idol record, his flawless eyeliner and his undying love for Freddie Mercury, Lenny Kravitz and David Bowie (all assumed vampires themselves) definitely points to a secret undead identity. Plus, have you seen the movie Queen of the Damned? He might just be trying to wake up some of his brethren.

Angelina Jolie

Stick thin, pale and always rumored to be on a “strange diet,” the constantly black-clad Angelina Jolie has been known to escape to her rented castle with her ever-growing brood.  And shouldn’t we shine the light of scrutiny, as it were, on the fact that she stole another vampire away from his human prey to create an army…um… family of heretofore unequaled numbers? Add to that her early fascination with knives,  her creepy relationship  with her brother, and the fact that she wore a vial of her second husband Billy Bob Thornton’s blood around her neck and we’d say she’s a definite vampire in the making.

Zachary Quinto

Heroes star Zachary Quinto plays Sylar, a man who has an unparalleled ability to understand systems with no training and suffers from an uncontrollable hunger that forces him to attack other human beings.  Coincidence?  We think not. But, if you need more proof, Quinto also plays a young Spock in J.J. Abrams Star Trek. And aren’t Vulcans basically vampires from another planet? They are calm and calculating, have superhuman strength, milky-white skin and pointy ears. Enough said.

Megan Fox

She has singlehandedly glamoured earth’s entire male population. (If you don’t believe us just ask Maxim, which dubbed her “Earth’s Hottest Girl.”) She’s also starring in Diablo Cody’s new film Jennifer’s Body, in which she plays a mean teen who feeds off the bodies of unsuspecting boys. To get the right look for the film she stopped eating and stayed out of the sun for months. Sound familiar?

Hmm... great list. All beautiful people, no?